Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Pw is over!

Ok i am the lag. but wtv.
PW is finally over
/cheer x10000000000000
op went pretty well
didnt expect the assessors to laugh at our skit
but they did
which is
GOOD :)

havent blog for a long long time!
lots of stuff happening post promos haaa

promos results havent been expected
but ah well
cant do anything much bout it right now
so i'll juz work harder nxt year!

had lottas of activies after promos
its been really really fun ya.
went to bowl with class
and had lottas cg outings
and i went to the zoo yest! lol

saw lots of nice and weird animals
and took photos
there was a really funny white tiger
UMAR
whenever brian calls his name
he will turn his head slowly
in response
like really slowly
dam funny!

me and jiehiu saw the australian outback too!
she went AHHHHHHH
when she saw all the info. there
which could have been used for our pw
we were expecting clara to go ARGHH
when she finds out
but she didnt :(

ok i cant believe i woke up at 8+
to blog
time
for
breakfast

Cyas.

Monday, October 22, 2007

bad day

ignore this post if u came to my blog for entertainment


todays a bad day
got back results
fucked up pretty bad
did a lot worst than expected


pretty bad mood now
and ppl pissing me off isnt helping

Monday, October 1, 2007

home sweet home

hi im finally back home
after like 24hrs+++

overnite lan yest
dam fun
me fatty nigay bang nicky junyi jianhui ivan junwei yuguang samuel
we palyed like 4games of dota
which i lost all :(

we played till like 3
then 9 of us cabbed to fatty house.
dam cool
we went out of paradiz
got like 20 taxis waiting at the taxi stand
but no1 at the taxi stand
lol? lazy taxi drivers

fatty dam nice
cooked supper for all of us?
maggi mee ftw.
nicer than i expected?
edible hahaa

then we screwed around and slpt abit
half of us woke up at went school for pw
cabbed again?
i tink i spent like 20bucks on cab fare

then after pw lect
bball then went plaza sing. wif nick and kaibin
to walk arnd and stuff
then nick make us go back thompson with him
coz he got jamming

then we went back cine for pool
met yh darren and winston
played awhile
and stuff
then went home

im freaking tired now.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

its all over.

promos are finally over.
i pretty much got owned for everything except math?
lets hope i get b for chem?
hope
ABEEE? a bee

i feel kinda weird now that its after promos
after chem
i feeel
1/2 happy 1/2 sad,
maybe coz i got owned.
oh welll, maybe like wat rold said,
the 'happy' feeling will only set in tmr.

after chem
instaed of going to play lan
we played bball
then me rold jy sam and jw
we played monopoly
which i owned

we applied our econs theories for the game?
trading
opp. cost
collusion
the 4 of them
gang up on me
4firms oligopoly vs 1 firm monopoly?
but i owned all 4 of them?
wif like more money than the bank when the game ended
if only
my econs test
was like this
lol.

then we lanned
then fish and co
where i shared seafood platter for 2
with fatty again
3times liao?

at fish and co
we talked bout smth
that reminded me of the past.

O WELL. act cute ftw
lol

Sunday, September 2, 2007

PIANO

OMG I PASSED PIANO LOL!

dam surprised i passed.
super lenient examiner ftw?

after the test, i was like
if i pass
go temple pray to ancestors?
okok i shall go next sunday eh.

this few days
is juz
mugging
and more mugging

everyone is starting to get into the mugging mood
i got a feeling
everyone gonna do dam well?
thats good eh.

okok byee
time for more hardcore mugging

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

lunar eclipse

dam clouds were blocking the moon juz now
couldnt see lunar eclipse :(

its almost 2am
and im still awake
doing wat?
pw

pw sucks ><

Monday, August 27, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

today was linsen's bday ahaa
we sang bday song twice during chem lect.
but apparently only we could hear.

and erm, we got him nice presents
hope u like it sen. hahaa
share the joy.

Went gym after school
then sat arnd in canteen
talking wif yinwei darren greg aaron jh.
we were talking crap for like 45mins?
freking hilarious eh
yinwei is imba at not laughing.

went lib to mug for awhile.
before nick chong had a sudden urge to play bball.
so we all went to play

today off form.
keep missing shots.
must be the wind.

continued mugging after until 9+.
mugging in school is 100times more productive then at home
look at what i am doing now eh.

only prob is i gotta take bus hme late at nite.
and my stop like one stop before intercahnge
so i always like the only guy in the bus.
and i gotta wake 20mins home
and its 7th month
i am humji.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

bang

This is so xianjie.

xj says:
why do ppl call u huabin when ur name is huanbin?
xj says:
ur a dustbin of flowers?
xj says:
huabin?
HuanBin says:
wtF?
HuanBin says:
PLSSSS
xj says:
hua = flower
HuanBin says:
LOL
xj says:
flowerbin
HuanBin says:
coz its easier
HuanBin says:
to say
xj says:
hua
HuanBin says:
and its more catchy
HuanBin says:
lol
xj says:
pls
xj says:
huan
xj says:
sounds more man

iq

i got noob iq.
kai showed me a bunch of iq puzzles.
i cant solve alot :(
u all can try
dun be as noob as me
i koped all from kais blog.

Four Gallons
You have a three gallon and a five gallon measuring device. You wish to measure out four gallons.


1. 4 guys wearing caps
3 caps are red
3 caps are yellown
one of the 4 guys know which caps are not worn
u are one of the guys
the 3 other guys are wearing 2 red and 1 yellow cap
whoever guesses the correct cap will win
whats ur colour of your cap?


You are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose to get a win-win situtation for all?


There is an island filled with grass and trees and plants. The only inhabitants are 100 lions and 1 sheep. The lions are special:
1) They are infinitely logical, smart, and completely aware of their surroundings.
2) They can survive by just eating grass (and there is an infinite amount of grass on the island).
3) They prefer of course to eat sheep.
4) Their only food options are grass or sheep.Now, here's the kicker:
5) If a lion eats a sheep he TURNS into a sheep (and could then be eaten by other lions).
6) A lion would rather eat grass all his life than be eaten by another lion (after he turned into a sheep).
Assumptions:
1) Assume that one lion is closest to the sheep and will get to it before all others. Assume that there is never an issue with who gets to the sheep first. The issue is whether the first lion will get eaten by other lions afterwards or not.
2) The sheep cannot get away from the lion if the lion decides to eat it.
3) Do not assume anything that hasn't been stated above.
So now the question:Will that one sheep get eaten or not and why?

Those are the 4 i solved. The first 3 quite easy, lion one abit harder.


I havent solved the rest.



The Most Intelligent Prince
A king wants his daughter to marry the smartest of 3 extremely intelligent young princes, and so the king's wise men devised an intelligence test.The princes are gathered into a room and seated, facing one another, and are shown 2 black hats and 3 white hats. They are blindfolded, and 1 hat is placed on each of their heads, with the remaining hats hidden in a different room.The king tells them that the first prince to deduce the color of his hat without removing it or looking at it will marry his daughter. A wrong guess will mean death. The blindfolds are then removed.You are one of the princes. You see 2 white hats on the other prince's heads. After some time you realize that the other prince's are unable to deduce the color of their hat, or are unwilling to guess. What color is your hat?
Note: You know that your competitors are very intelligent and want nothing more than to marry the princess. You also know that the king is a man of his word, and he has said that the test is a fair test of intelligence and bravery.


The Stark Raving Mad King
A stark raving mad king tells his 100 wisest men he is about to line them up and that he will place either a red or blue hat on each of their heads. Once lined up, they must not communicate amongst themselves. Nor may they attempt to look behind them or remove their own hat.The king tells the wise men that they will be able to see all the hats in front of them. They will not be able to see the color of their own hat or the hats behind them, although they will be able to hear the answers from all those behind them.The king will then start with the wise man in the back and ask "what color is your hat?" The wise man will only be allowed to answer "red" or "blue," nothing more. If the answer is incorrect then the wise man will be silently killed. If the answer is correct then the wise man may live but must remain absolutely silent.The king will then move on to the next wise man and repeat the question.The king makes it clear that if anyone breaks the rules then all the wise men will die, then allows the wise men to consult before lining them up. The king listens in while the wise men consult each other to make sure they don't devise a plan to cheat. To communicate anything more than their guess of red or blue by coughing or shuffling would be breaking the rules.What is the maximum number of men they can be guaranteed to save?
Hint: To solve this problem, you need to presume that all the wise men care about the greater good.


The Emperor
You are the ruler of a medieval empire and you are about to have a celebration tomorrow. The celebration is the most important party you have ever hosted. You've got 1000 bottles of wine you were planning to open for the celebration, but you find out that one of them is poisoned.The poison exhibits no symptoms until death. Death occurs within ten to twenty hours after consuming even the minutest amount of poison.You have thousands of prisoners at your disposal and just under 24 hours to determine which single bottle is poisoned.What is the smallest number of prisoners you must have to drink from the bottles to be absolutely sure to find the poisoned bottle within 24 hours?
Hint:It is much smaller than you first might think. Try to solve the problem first with one poisoned bottle out of eight total bottles of wine.
This question is all about maths.


You've been placed on a course of expensive medication in which you are to take one tablet of Sildenafil and one tablet of Citrate daily. You must be careful that you take just one of each because taking more of either can have serious side effects.Taking Sildenafil without taking Citrate, or vice versa, can also be very serious, because they must be taken together in order to be effective. In summary, you must take exactly one of the Sildenafil pills and one of the Citrate pills at one time. Therefore, you open up the Sildenafil bottle, and you tap one Sildenafil pill into your hand. You put that bottle aside and you open the Citrate bottle. You do the same, but by mistake, two Citrates fall into your hand with the Sildenafil pill.Now, here's the problem. You weren't watching your hand as the pills fell into it, so you can't tell the Sildenafil pill apart from the two Citrate pills. The pills look identical. They are both the same size, same weight (10 micrograms), same color (Blue), same shape (perfect square), same everything, and they are not marked differently in any way.What are you going to do? You cannot tell which pill is which, and they cost $300 a piece, so you cannot afford to throw them away and start over again. How do you get your daily dose of exactly one Sildenafil and exactly one Citrate without wasting any of the pills?

The last one is the hardest i tink.
Have fun.
U all can ask me the ans for the first 4 lol.

Side note: I finished eom :D

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Fun

Yest was fun.
Other than the fact i got owned by h3 maths test.
lets juz say i din do enuff questions to get even 5 marks
And its /30.

Went play basketball with nick and kaibin for while after h3
Nick is a good basketball tutor
hes patient ya.

If he fails his A lvls,
he can go be basketball instructor.
If he pass
he'll make a great teacher
LOL.

After mugging till 9+,
decided to wait for a cab home
that nvr came
ended up taking a bus home
bahhh

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

True Man

xj says:its my rule

xj says:no tagging

xj says:nope

HuanBin says:can be

xj says:even zhikai begged me

HuanBin says:my bday present

xj says:but i said no

xj says:nope

HuanBin says:if some1 come after u

HuanBin says:wif a chopper

HuanBin says:will u tag?

xj says:nope

HuanBin says:wow

xj says:i will stand my ground

xj says:and tell him/her

xj says:u can chop me up, but you can never make me go against my moral of not tagging

HuanBin says:WAWWWW

xj says:waw i spoke like a true man



xianjie is a true man.
We should learn from him
xianjie courage ftw.

distracted.

lol i realsied i get distracted dam easily
like how im blogging now, when im supposed to do pw lol
this is not good
bahh

todays defence seminar was quite funny.
shaun sianghuat and elton went down to act haahaa
elton led by example today eh
no1 wanted to volunteer
then he volunteer
and solved the problem?
imba vice president.

went band prac after that
so no mugging today
:(
my dream of getting dean listx5 is flying away LOL


okok times to do my eom which i was supposed to start 26hrs ago.
a levels>promos

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

HIGH

IM HIGH TONIGHT. IM GOING MAD

kthxbai





*time to do eom, was suppose to start on it 3 hours ago.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

life is not fair

MAN U JUZ LOST WTH.

P.I.M.P

particularly inspired mugging programme!

AAAAA is history. its now deans list deans list deans list deans list deans list.

okok i juz went into dreamland ya. the only hope of getting that is like 37days of 24hrs hardcore mugging?

Kai: 37days of 24hr mugging will only get us to woodbridge ya
Me: pls cambridge ftw.

okok not funny.

Today i saw the most disgusting hairstyle ever.
total baldness for half the head, and long hair on the other half.
on a GIRL, not a guy.
i tink it was a bad case of lawnmowing accident ya.
she should jus shave the other half too.
its better to be a full nun than half a nun.

lol im shit talking again

nice today sunday times featured fantasy football.
everyone should play it ya, its dam fun!

Friday, August 17, 2007

mugging.

Nice today feel quite accomplished eh, did alot of work.

Fridays are boring
I spent half the day jus stoning in lects and tuts.

wanted to gym after school before h3 but ended up playing basketball with hellot of ppl lol
xj,jer,dj,winston,yanlong,jy,yongjing and some others i cnt rmbr hahaa
we played for 1hr+ and i din even score one?
nice gg, i need to practise shooting.
half the lot then left for maths remedial lol

xj then asked winston why he wasnt going for remedial.
nice ppl 59/65 on deans list eh.

went to mug for like 10mins in lib, then had to leave for h3.
h3 was boring as usual, 2hrs of mindless copying of notes ftw.

was dam glad after the dam lect ended and met xj, ivan and yanlong to mug in canteen till 7+.
hardcore ya. promos AAAAA ftw.
we went to s11 and had a nice chat on the mrt trip back home.

and kai told me he just received a msg i sent him 2 days ago today. Waw, noob phone company which i wont name (dont wanna get sued eh)

okok time to continue mugging, maths killing my brain cells.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

bio spa

Ok i realised i havent blog for a long time(2 days eh). Gotta blog to make my blog look alive and interesting eh.

So today was bio spa. like wat the dota gang always say, i raped the paper upside down eh, full marks ftw. ookok, just kidding maybe not.

today bus trip to tuition was quite interesting.
there was this ah pek trying to act young eh. Wearing coolio specs, nike shoes, low socks, and jeans eh. i tink he was trying to impress and pimp some girls lol.
Then things started getting intersting eh.
I took out my phone, the pimp ah pek saw and started saying about how teenagers nowadays are materialistic, expensive phone and that he doesnt like young ppl, which was quite ironic considering that he was trying to act young and that he was using the freaking chio nokia luna phone.

I being the nice guy i am ignored him, but he pissed off a group of ppl sitting behind him eh.

Waw, then bang called me halfway in tuition 6+ and ask me whether i was going home o.0.

okokok, time to go mug eh. 39days to promos? AAAAA ftw.

And i juz saw the befrienders group list. Claras group leader! LOL.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Ivan

Ivan wussing out just before his CAC

Ivans says:
EH F***
Ivans says:
LUNAR
Ivans says:
7TH MONTH
Ivans says:
TMR
HuanBin says:
NICE
HuanBin says:
HAHAAH
Ivans says:
F***
Ivans says:
IMSURE
Ivans says:
WTF
HuanBin says:
lol
HuanBin says:
good luck
HuanBin says:
go temple now
Ivans says:
PLZ
Ivans says:
HELP
HuanBin says:
spam amulets
HuanBin says:
bring like 10
Ivans says:
NO PLZ
Ivans says:
I GOTTA
Ivans says:
BRING A CHICKEN
Ivans says:
TO SACRIFICE
HuanBin says:
nah
HuanBin says:
pig
HuanBin says:
u go ubin
HuanBin says:
catch wild boar
HuanBin says:
and sacrifice
Ivans says:
NO
Ivans says:
MY GRAND MAMA SAYS
Ivans says:
ONLY CHICKEN WORKS
Ivans says:
EH F***
HuanBin says:
nice
Ivans says:
I AM WUSSING OUT

Ivan ftw

New Blog!

Nice, kai juz persuaded me to make a blog ya.

Together we shall become the twin dragons of blogging. Imba joint 1st place blog rank by this month. okok no this year, more realistic yea.

I shall post again ltr, time for dinner now eh.